November 2009
6 posts
okay, seriously, right now i cannot remember...
woodrowwilson:
example? i just started laughing about something i saw on tv, then all of a sudden stopped and thought “why am i laughing? what was so funny?” and honestly can’t remember what cracked me up. GET. OFF. THE. SAUCE.
IT IS TERRIFYING HOW OFTEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME. HELP!
reason #10, 345 why i love my sister.
i can call her and start off our conversation by saying, “HEY, ICEBOX” and she will immediately know i am referring to little giants. i can text her at 2 am and say, “OH MY GOD, IT’S WAYNE NEWTOWN” and she will ask why we aren’t watching vegas vacation together. ugh, why are we still not 11 and 13?
moving...AGAIN.
alex and i will be moving in together this saturday. i am insanely excited and counting down every second. i am positive this will NOT turn into the disaster known as ‘caitlin and james attempting to play house together and caitlin almost dying.’
October 2009
5 posts
ughh..
watching man v. food makes me so hungry. i want to participate in every challenge as well!
September 2009
17 posts
amy winehouse is facking bonkers and i adore her. →
IF YOU HAVE NEVER WATCHED THIS, DO IT! →
trash overload.
celene and i spent the evening drinking boone’s farm [why?] and eatching long john silvers covered in malt vinegar. i want to die!
parliament..too fucking funky.
August 2009
8 posts
still drunk, i think.
i tumbled down the stairs at the ski house last night within ten minutes of my arrival. i am scared to poop today since my ass hurts SO BADDD. = [
“Intelligence is the capacity to receive, decode and transmit information...”
– robert anton wilson
inglourious piece of crap.
am i the only person who was disappointed with inglourious basterds? sure, the violence/scalping/swastika carving/nazi slaughtering was cool and grotesque, but that was really the only thing that kept my attention. oh, and the fact that bj novak was the little man in this film. each time his silly little face would pop up on the movie screen, i could not stop thinking about funny things that would...
girl talk with my guy.
caitlin: have you noticed that carbondale is infested with fedoras? alex: yes, i don’t get it. what’s with “i just got off the train and was sitting next to jack kerouac while riding the train” look? caitlin: ha ha ha ha ha. that explains it perfectly. alex: stupid hipster, vagrant, wanna-be hippie fucks. caitln: any other words you feel need to be thrown in there? alex:...
July 2009
1 post
shoot me.
so far the events of today: wrecked my car broke up with alex “being a fuck-up” talk with parents could this day get any worse?
May 2009
28 posts
carni cruise.
i am leaving in four hours for vacation. not being able to snuggle every night is going to kill me.
a bloody mess.
yesterday i watched celene’s dog abraham [HAMZ] lick baby lucy’s face and insert tongue into mouth after licking/chewing on a maxi pad.
summa summa summa time.
i leave sunday for our family vacation. even though we are going on a cruise to mexico, i secretly hope somalian pirates travel across the atlantic ocean to hold our ship captive. i will not be able to have access to my phone or internet for five whole days. what a cruel world i live in.
things to do within the next few weeks:
paint my nails.
get a job.
take several naps.
catch up on the real housewives of new jersey.
buy a rattlesnake mug.
learn more about astral travel.
make a new friend.
cry.
give people i don’t like more discrete nicknames.
do some sort of physical activity lasting more than thirty minutes.
play the flute.
get my broke ass hurr roots fixed.
the freaks come out at night.
i am actually venturing out to pk’s tonight with nene. hhmph!
"i'm a bread person."
i just heard someone say this in an office across the hall. isn’t this common knowledge? are there really people who do not consider themselves bread people? wuz yr fuckin problem?
GIMME!