prostitute poem.

Nov 20
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okay, seriously, right now i cannot remember anything for more than two seconds

woodrowwilson:

example? i just started laughing about something i saw on tv, then all of a sudden stopped and thought “why am i laughing? what was so funny?” and honestly can’t remember what cracked me up. GET. OFF. THE. SAUCE.

 IT IS TERRIFYING HOW OFTEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME. HELP!

Nov 18
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reason #10, 345 why i love my sister.

i can call her and start off our conversation by saying, “HEY, ICEBOX” and she will immediately know i am referring to little giants. i can text her at 2 am and say, “OH MY GOD, IT’S WAYNE NEWTOWN” and she will ask why we aren’t watching vegas vacation together. ugh, why are we still not 11 and 13?

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magma tattoo this saturday!!

magma tattoo this saturday!!

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this needs to be one of my christmas presents.

this needs to be one of my christmas presents.

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what happened to yr face??!

what happened to yr face??!

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moving…AGAIN.

alex and i will be moving in together this saturday. i am insanely excited and counting down every second. i am positive this will NOT turn into the disaster known as ‘caitlin and james attempting to play house together and caitlin almost dying.’

Oct 26
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my best friend is moving back next month, too freakin’ excited!

my best friend is moving back next month, too freakin’ excited!

Oct 08
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Oct 07
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i want to die in chanel.

i want to die in chanel.

Oct 01
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ughh..

watching man v. food makes me so hungry. i want to participate in every challenge as well!