woodrowwilson:
example? i just started laughing about something i saw on tv, then all of a sudden stopped and thought “why am i laughing? what was so funny?” and honestly can’t remember what cracked me up. GET. OFF. THE. SAUCE.
IT IS TERRIFYING HOW OFTEN THIS HAPPENS TO ME. HELP!
i can call her and start off our conversation by saying, “HEY, ICEBOX” and she will immediately know i am referring to little giants. i can text her at 2 am and say, “OH MY GOD, IT’S WAYNE NEWTOWN” and she will ask why we aren’t watching vegas vacation together. ugh, why are we still not 11 and 13?

alex and i will be moving in together this saturday. i am insanely excited and counting down every second. i am positive this will NOT turn into the disaster known as ‘caitlin and james attempting to play house together and caitlin almost dying.’
watching man v. food makes me so hungry. i want to participate in every challenge as well!